tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56404552011-04-21T12:53:34.880-05:00"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me." -- Alice Roosevelt LongworthMarilynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16982825446067551763noreply@blogger.comBlogger4131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5640455.post-86601618001027486022009-04-08T08:59:00.001-05:002009-04-08T09:00:20.308-05:00

LW(wide-eyed): "I'm not Jesus or anything, but I feel like I got the whole world in my hands."

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JC : "I went in at noon and had my daughter at 1:30! Because I didn't have a clue. I mean.... it was kinda hurting."

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MW: "So, we're doing the Five Boros bike ride. You start in Battery Park, ride around Brooklyn, etc. to Staten Island. Then you ride back from Staten Island to Battery Park on a free ferry.HD: "I'd like a free fairy."

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JP: "Even if you have spell check on, you gotta check it. At least in the early days of 'word replacement' ... in an accounts report I did, it made all of my client's warehouses into whorehouses."

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PY: "Skip Masters?! What a bad name for an editor!"

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LW: "I have a theory: God made the weather cold again because people's feet weren't ready. I saw some guy in sandals on the L with nasty toenails."

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PY (talking on the phone to his pregnant wife): ".... because your fat butt broke it."

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CF: "My spreadsheets talk to each other."

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LW: "When I was little my mama used to say: 'get a hat on your head or you're gonna catch pneumonia in yo ass!'."TW: "I would have said, 'Hey, I'm 4 years old! Bitch!'."

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LW: "I'll try the strategy thing. But you know, the best laid plans don't always get cha laid the way you planned, but I'll try."

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ES: "I love winter because all the dog poop is frozen."

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KS: "It's the storm before the calm."

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KS: "When I was in high school, I was voted 'most likely to balance the budget for the president'."

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MW: "Don't go out there!!"PY: "Where?"MW: "Well, you have your coat on. Looks like you're going outside."PY: "No. I'm working in edit 3."

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client: “Ok, so the camera you will be sending over …… will that be Standard Process or HP?”CS: "Oh, God! Two MORE formats we have to deal with??!?!? Where will it all end?"CJ: "God bless clients -- each and every one."

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RR: "All this working at night is cutting into my drinking."

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JL: "If you let the temperature get above 180 degrees, you're fucked! Culinarily speaking."

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JP (waving the a kitchen sponge in the air): "I'll have you know that I fixed a 3/4" deck with this."

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LW: "Oh my god! I just saw this woman on our stage. She's like an AMAZON. Like 6'5" tall. She looks like she could eat you. But you might enjoy it though."

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CF: "I think it's funny that I have to rush to buy snails."

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LB: "My Aunt Kate used to keep her underwear in the glove compartment."

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KS: "So, if my grandma dies, what's the timeline for a funeral?"Funeral Director: "I'll have her embalmed in 2 hours and she'll be good 'til Christmas."

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KG: "I have to get my hair cut. It grows like a chia pet."

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AS: "Who cares if it's bad weather there in Chicago... Barack Obama is president!"

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TP: "Did you hear about the woman who was jogging and got attacked by a rabid fox? She kept jogging a mile to her car with it latched onto her arm! Man, I couldn't run a mile without a fox attached to my arm."

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RR: "Doug, we're really liking your voiceover read. Your voice is so soothing. It would really be good in an emergency."

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RR: "Do I need an umbrella?"JL: "It’s not raining that hard."RR: "Well, any rain is going to be wet."

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DR: "I'm not jewish, I'm just pre-christian."

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DR: "Hey, is that Charles Manson tattooed on your arm?"TM: "Um, no, it's Jesus."

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CS: "The people at Countrywide Mortgage said, 'Sue us! Yes, that's exactly what we want you to do... sue us!'"

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BG: "Sometimes talking to yourself is the only way of having a reasonable conversation."

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ES: "We're going to order from Julibee Juice for lunch."BG: "But I don't like Jewish food."

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guy on the street: "Hey, are your dog's eyes supposed to be pink like that?"JG: "He's an albino. It's a genetic aberration."guy: "Oh, Australian!"

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LW: "OK, you guys finally got OJ."RR: "Ya, well we're giving you a president."JL: "That seems fair, OJ for a president."

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BC: "Did you enjoy your lunch?"CS: "Well... yes... until I got to the part where I opened the little plastic container of white sauce that normally would be ztatziki sauce that one puts on falafel. Except that it was tartar sauce."

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DLP: "I'm not giving my money to Obama. I'm giving it to the National Enquirer so they can keep digging."

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BB: "My son is 9 months old. Just took his first steps the other day. And his little personality is starting to come out. He's kind of a dick."

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MM: "Yes, it was fine. But I prefer to enjoy my art sober."

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DB: "If I were a pony, I'd be food driven too."

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GM: "We don't have eighth notes or sixteenth notes and such in England. So, a hemi-demi-semi-quaver has 4 thick black lines. It's a 64th note. A quarter note is a crotchet."

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MW: "We have this phrase in our industry about herding editors is like herding cats."MP: "I know how to herd cats. That's easy."MW: "Must know!"MP: "Catnip."MW: "What's the catnip for editors?"MP: "Buffalo wings."

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AN: "This is the weirdest thing. I remember the food but not the edit."

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MW: "I remember when you went through a phase where you wondered if you'd ever meet your soul mate."LF: "Oh I met him! Remember? What was his name?"

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JL: "Alright. I'm off to find six live ducks and a pitching machine."

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MP: "Look, I've gotten a squirt gun for when the employees get lippy and sass me."SM: "If you really mean business, you'll put urine in it."

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SJ: "I hate when those cameramen keep shooting. The more tape you have... the more you have to work."

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Overheard at the ball game: "How hammered did you get your mother last night?"

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MW: "Wait. It was your neighbor who broke into your car?"LW: "Yeah ... the crackhead across the street. But when we had that tornado, his baby-mama's car got smashed by a tree."

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LW: "Yes, well, I guess I prefer to get my information from a brunette."

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MP: “I just swallowed my gum. Do you think that’s bad if I swallow my gum all the time?”JP: “There would be a lot of dead kids lying around if it were that bad for you.”

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MG: "You know, um, Pat... I think I wanna Buff-a-Que."

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PC: "Yes, I'm making a video for the IEPA about people who have little mini wetlands on their property."SJ: "Well, I have a mini wetland in my laundry room!"

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RR: "So we tried this new Korean BBQ restaurant last night. Weird place but the food was really great!"SF: (senior citizen) "You know, mother doesn't like the Asians."

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DW: "I don't know anything about beer. All I know is pilsen."

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EH: "When we were young, and my sister (who has diabetes) was mean to me... I would say to her 'you know, someday you're going to need a kidney from me and I'm not going to give it to you!'."

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ES: "This morning, while walking the dog, I slipped on some mulberrys and landed on my bag of dog poop".

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TW: "That's perfect. It looks shitty."

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CJ: "Dawn, if you had your choice, would you want big pigs or little pigs?"

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SC: "Now, hypothetically speaking, if we get married.." JH: (sigh)SC: "...my bridesmaids could wear Rams cheerleader outfits, and your groomsmen can dress like zombies." JH: (expression quickly changes from stressed to relieved) "Now that actually sounds doable,"SC: "We can have a Halloween wedding." JH: "Deal!"

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GM: "I saw is documentary. It was about a little town near Lancaster that had a tradition of an old English dance called Nutting. It said, 'There's more than meets the eye with Nutting.'"

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BG: "I've gotten a postcard from my darling daughter. She was travelling and came upon something that made her think of me. It was Lake Mini Wanker."

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SC: "What's wrong with the bar Coyote Ugly?"HL: "It's like 95% men.. in a bad way."

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BG to RS: "You're too young for a hot splicer!"

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KS to DW: "I had a dream about you last night. We were driving around looking at pig farms, and they wouldn't let us have a cameraman so we were taking turns shooting. Then the pig farmer said, 'Tell me about yourself', and you said you had just gotten engaged. I was so mad that you didn't tell me. And you'd tell the pig farmer before me!"

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JH: "My parents don't cuddle."

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MP: "Oh come on, Dad. Christianity has more holes in it than Jesus."

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ES: "I don't do any cooking."BG: "I suppose that means you don't do pole dancing either. I had to give it up because I did have a rather nasty pole dancing accident."

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GM: "I've got to have a pee. I'm dying to have a pee, but I suppose I could wait 'til we arrive there."BG: "Yes, then you can wet yourself in a spectaular manner while giving your lecture."

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SC: "Aren't I nice when I'm super tired?"

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MW: "Flip flops. Just the thing for today."SC: "Right. Like it's cold, yet my feet need to be free."

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MP: "I'm waiting to see how today’s edit goes with the Potato people..."

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KS: "When I was 8 I wrote a will. My Barbies go to Jessica, my bike goes to Ellen and please don't serve meatloaf at my funeral."

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JP: "Look, that girl's t-shirt says 'it's raining men'."MW: "That's a college thing."JP: "That's certainly what it was like for me in college. I was raining all the time!"

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MW: "Leonard, how come you're all dressed up?"LW: "Didn't you get the memo? There's a tour coming through and we're supposed to dress professionaly."MW: "I forgot!"LW: "Well, me and Hillary seem to be the only ones who got the memo."MW: "What's she wearing."LW: "Fishnets and heels."

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JS, astronomer: "Uranus is a vast and frigid giant."

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JP: "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow and then never do anyway!"

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RD: "So, what image should we see at the end of the Uranus section? Should we see it one last time... say good bye to Uranus?"GM: "Yes. Sort of like kissing your ass good bye?"

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SF: "...and so she went up to the man behind the counter and said, 'Sir, this chicken you sold me only has two legs.', and he said, 'ma'am, as far as I know chickens only have two legs.'"

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PY: "Hey Stephanie (on the phone), can you transfer me to myself?"

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RR: "Have you gone to Buzz on Wednesdays."TW: "No, but I've been to Fizz on Tuesdays."JB: "You are such cunning linguists."

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AM(after taking her 6 year old to a theatre production which included 2 skeletons having intercourse): "Charlotte, how did you like the play?"CM: "It was ok, but there was too much loving. It's ok when you and daddy do it, but I don't like to see it all the time."

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MP: "I try to be equally shitty to everyone."

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RR: "Only one sausage once a day. No having sausage for every meal."

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RR: "... And don't get peanuts on my labels."

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DP: "Dude! You've got a thing for Condi Rice? That's weird."LW: "Not as werid as a crush on JH."DP: "Not a crush, really. I'd say it's more of a morbid fascination."

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MG: "I told my girlfriend that I was calling her "the ladyfriend" and she didn't like that. So now I have to call her the girlfriend."RR: "Yea, I hate saying 'boyfriend' at my age, I say 'manfriend' ... people laugh at me."MG: "She said, 'what should I call you?' I said I'm your manfellow."laughter...RR: "Maybe we need a new one. How about man-companion or 'manpanion'."

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BG: "Sex is wonderful, but (waving a chocolate truffle in the air) there's nothing like the real thing."

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SH: "Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch."

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MG: "How did your date go last night?"JL: "Very well."MG: "Oh, so that means there will be a date number 2?"JL: "Oh yes. There will be a date number 2. And then comes date number 3. My favorite date. Ooh, did I say that out loud?"

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(a group, inter-office email)MT: "We are suggesting some salsa dancing after tomorrow’s party. Deep throats are welcome too. It does not matter if they dance or not. Just have fun!"CJ: "Am I reading that correctly?"MT: "Sorry! In Spanish, garganta profunda or Deep throat means someone who likes to drink."CJ: "It means something a little different here."

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CF: "I used to play that song on the accordion, but it didn't sound very good."RR: "Did you ever have your bag seasoned?"CF: "(laughing) Excuse me?"RR: "Oh. That's the bagpipes. I get them confused. They're both ridiculous instruments."

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JL: "Oh my god, I have 165 spam emails on my business email address. Apparently, sometone thinks my penis should be bigger."

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SM: "With this thing, I can see around corners."MM: "Nifty!"SM: "Yeah, I feel like I'm Special Ops."SC: "I feel like you're Special Ed."

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RR: "What did you see written on your garage when you looked out the window?"CS: "R.I.P. White Folks."

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ES: "My friend's mom died. Yeah, I'm running out of childhood friends' mothers."

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JL: "That's my favorite kind of food!"MW: "What is it?"JL: "Free!!"

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JH: "My 'boob-dar' is as good as my 'gay-dar'. I can not only detect the presence of hooters, but I can detect fake ones."

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CF (going to lunch): "OK...I'm off to see the wizard."RR: "Say hi."CF: "I'm going for a heart, AND a brain."

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DC: "I love working on the health shows. Although it's no secret that I don't want to work on erectile dysfuncion."

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MP: "I don't like pickles and I've never eaten an olive. They look like eyeballs. Eewww."

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